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Web Mission: Sugar Daddy

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Complications

Met HorrorMovie, status: very slight possibility. Had enjoyable conversation.

Attempted to ease money into the conversation with TintedGlasses, subject repeated that he was "not Bill Gates" several times. Agent eventually determined subject makes approximately 36,000 per year, lives in mobile home. Net worth: undetermined. Promised access to checkbook, pay for college. Status: ignore.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Mission progressing

TintedGlasses now calling 5 times per day, offering to send money for plane ticket. Vague talk so far about "taking care of", allowance, car mentioned briefly at one point. Situation secure, will ask about specifics tonight.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Agent temporarily away from civilization, now back, discovered three consecutive increasingly pathetic messages on voicemail from TintedGlasses.

Received first gift of mission from Doormat, status: possibility, approximately $40 value.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Business level

Received email of interest from JerseyBen, status: possibility, standard in every way except for convoluted postscript about job opportunity ending in,

"In other words, I have no problem with us working together on a strictly business level."

99% sure how to interpret this statement yet nagging 1% doubt remains. Have responded vaguely.

Chatted online with John.Ca, mentioned desire for new tattoo. Subject suggested "Property of John.Ca" on ass. Agent laughed, was not in fact amused.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Love in air

Talked online and on phone with TintedGlasses, status: definite possibility. Wants to send flowers and gifts when agent comfortable enough to give address. Intends to use agent's picture as screensaver, possibly print and keep in wallet.

Nice voice

Chatted online with TintedGlasses, pleasant sound of agents voice on phone disscussed at length. Vibes also mentioned.

Chatted online with John.Ca, status: possibility. Mission stated, subject congenial, mentioned money at various times during conversation.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

If had car, would travel

Chatted online and on phone with TintedGlasses. Repeats that Agent is gorgeous, exactly what he's been looking for. Talked about cars, mentioned type preferred, would visit if had one.

Received several emails from Chief, have not responded.

Plans to meet with Pops, status: possibility reaching critical stage.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Day after, hmm

Ate breakfast, visited bookstores with Chief. Mentioned need for sunglasses while looking in window of store, Chief commented on expensiveness of brand, made no offer to buy.

1426 hours - message of thanks for wonderful time, appreciation of agent, certainty of of seeing agent again. Agent not so sure.

1538 hours - call from TintedGlasses, desires to get better aquainted, possibly visit.